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This is why I set aside time every day to jerk off to both Anne Hathaway AND Don Hertzfeldt shorts, just so I’m ready for anything. Come what may, so to speak.

AV CLUB 2011: I’LL CRY AND YOU’LL JERK OFF WHEN YOU HEAR THIS NEW DAWES ALBUM

Pontypool is great. That is a true statement.

Yeah I’m getting the impression this one isn’t good

“Because you like dramas set in 19th century England with strong women leads, we’ve arranged for you to marry Steve!

She’s great in the new Babysitter’s Club series.

One of the things I love about Mad Dog and Glory is that if you told me, blind going in, that there was a movie about a poor schlub who saves a gangster’s life, causing said gangster to lend the schlub his girlfriend and then get jealous that they’re growing too close, and that it stars Robert De Niro and Bill Murray,

I love how that one episode cuts to credits as Jack leans into kiss her and you just hear “my bones!”

As a child who was just a little too young to catch this in theatres, Candy’s cameo still stood out for it’s warmth. Old dude was a nice story too, but Candy is the real MVP. 

The Bedazzled remake isn’t great, but it’s watchable. Fraser is one of those actors who always looks like he’s having a good time even and especially when the material is ridiculous.

“Ah, so it’s a remake of The Goonies.”

“Colasanto’s stubborn sweetness” is wonderfully put.

Leiter in the shark tank scene scarred me when I was a kid at the theater.  LtK is bar none the darkest Bond film to date (well, I haven’t seen Spectre, but I think LtK would still take it).  That could be because of it’s place between the Moore and Brosnan Bond’s, but I don’t see myself going back to watch it to

Yeah I had a blast with this book and while I also can’t see why they went with Wright, I’m definitely not going to turn it down. I’m excited af!

Has Hamlet as a comedy of errors already been done? Because I want to see it. (Played with the A-plot and protagonist, so not Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead).

It (seems like it) goes on for so long that you come around to the idea that it’s actually going to happen. It’s crazy.

> I’m sure Larry The Cable Guy has the timing and enthusiasm of Bill Murray.

Not quite. Lotso put the system into place upon his takeover of the daycare, where he forces the new toys/toys he doesn’t care about (he offers to have Buzz moved over after sneaking into the vending machine) to “pay their dues” by having to be subject to the kids who are more destructive with their playtime before

Maybe, but once I had a couple of 2- to- 4-year-olds myself, I got it completely, and they nailed it.  Little kids destroy the absolute living shit out of their toys, even the ones they have and love at home.