I haven’t been on a bus since the 80's. Do you still pay by throwing coins in the coin jar thingy, or do they scan your retinas and withdraw the funds from your Bitcoin account?

I rode the bus while waiting for replacement parts.

Get out there and make today a Stagea kind of day.

Awesome! Fantastic! Great! Let’s play a game: I’ll hold my breath until the Alpine gets approved to come here. You let me know when that happens!

Funny, I thought there was something wrong with my pc, it keeps redirecting me to craigslist.

I couldn’t get it to work. It asked me to enter my salary...then abruptly redirected me to chrysler.com.

Technically legal is the best kind of legal.

What do we have here? A nice-looking car for once.

Ugh. I knew it was going to be horribly ugly and vulgar but they kinda outdid themselves here. Really though, those useless gas guzzling monstrosities should be legally banned. If we have to destroy the planet we live on, at least dont do it for those fugly nouveau riche brodozers.

...and like the RX, it will give Lambo more money so they can do more racing or build more rad sports craz!

Is the bottom part Jalopniks new motto?

This is the best Rogue review I’ve ever read.

Nissan released the Rogue Sport because people weren’t buying the Juke because it didn’t look like a Rogue.

But the Rogue is too big, so now there’s a small Rogue.

This is our auto industry people.

To help, here is a comment:

“The Nissan Rogue Sport is like a Rogue but smaller, closer to the original Rogue, because the newer Rogue got bigger.”

“First the Mustang, now the Bronco? Is Ford going to start naming everything after a horse now?”
- a Millennial, obviously

You, sir, get a cookie...I mean star.