Never go full Kinja.

So, first off, Donald Trump is an asshole.

Evidently, there wasn’t a problem publishing my post the first time.

There’s no way a libertarian comic would let his set end that quickly. He’d follow each audience member to their car haranguing them about being sheeple and that those jokes were great.

Could you imagine the horrors Michael Bay would be capable of if teenage boys didn’t like his movies?

A priest, a rabbi and a libertarian walk into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve the libertarian but serves the priest and the rabbi. When the libertarian complains, the bartender says, “Free enterprise, asshole!”

Patton Oswalt’s longstanding theory is that a lot of these assholes are failed hacky comedians, so it’s great to see him a little justified.

I would certainly hope so.

I’ve got several “friends” from high school whose existence on my friends list is only for the purpose of hate following their obnoxious self-involved postings, and I’m pretty sure I would have punched them in the face multiple times at this point if this was real life.

Gettin’ real tired of old white men telling me what is and isn’t feminist, in general.

Also, I’m really glad that I have Kathryn Bigelow’s ex husband around to weigh in on the idea that a landmark achievement by a woman director is overblown.

“Felt like something of a revelation simply for being really, really competent.”

Gettin’ real tired of old white men telling me that a female character has to be “troubled” to be strong...

Look, if you’re not going to snark at us in your reply comments, then I don’t know why I’m even here!

“What’s the point of even posting anything?”

i’ll agree with you as soon as this comment is no longer “pending”

Not to mention all the comments that are stuck in “pending” where no one can see them.

And yet, if he does delete that tweet, it will probably be because of pressure from his evangelical base. They won’t stand for this heretical Copernican ‘eclipse’ nonsense.

Fuck you AV Club. The new site sucks and (more importantly) the new comments section is fucking deplorable. One of the biggest draws to this site is the thoughtful and hilarious discussion in each post and you officially shot that all to shit with this new ‘upgrade’.

Yeah BUT STATES RIGHTS!!!!11111

“I didn’t realize publicly calling for the deaths of millions of people would make me so hated.”