Hm

Counterpoint: This looks AMAZING! It looks like Taxi Driver but with the Joker as Travis Bickle. DeNiro and Scorsese are even involved! Joaquin Phoenix has a manic Daniel Day-Lewis vibe!

It was as if thousands of soggy old white dudes cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

I think at best they could pick up on your actual mood, and would interpret the bird as nothing at all.

Awww, you’re pretty articulate for an 8 year old!

Was this counselor also, perchance, your grandpa?

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You can pinpoint the moment where his heart breaks!

“the potential of even bigger revenues in the future, which will not cover rapidly increasing expenses...”

You don’t go to Subway; you end up at Subway.

As Ultron and Wakanda has proven, anything can be done if you just sprinkle some Vibranium on it 

basic literacy isn’t even his friend. if you tried to talk to him about semantics he’d assume you were talking about kushner.

Grilled Dodger Dogs. Accept no substitutes, baby

See, that’s the part I actually understood. It was the rest of the post I really couldn’t follow.  I went back and got the rest of the context, and now I follow what he is saying.  It was more fun when I didn’t, though.

He’s lamenting what he feels is a loss in journalistic integrity, he’s pining for the salad days if you will.

You mean people who like to actually enjoy the coffee as opposed to turning it into a milk shake? 

Warriors Investigators Ask To Whom Bell Tolls

Hey... um... okay, that’s accurate. 

I read this five times. I still don't know what the hell he intended to convey.

i moved to AZ last year and planned to do a tour of all the Cactus league stadiums....yeah I can get cheaper seats at Chase Field than I can for any preseason game, I still cant believe that.