GAHHHHHHH

Repurposes as much of those items as you can as garage rags. 

Yeah, I can’t stand Greenwells’ food takes. It’s one thing to be wrong, I personally like a miniature Mr. Goodbar, but it’s another thing to be lazy about your bad food takes.

If we are posting on-point Far Sides, this is the best one:

relative to inflation.

Ghost of Tom Joad live with Tom Morello kicks a ton of ass. If you can get past Bruce’s voice, the guitar play is outstanding.

but instead you’ll just get spotted by some nosy old lady who’ll write an angry letter to the management company about your cavalier nudity.

Mr. Pink, you were a jerk in ‘92 and your still a jerk now.

I’m laughing because if I didn’t, I’d be crying. 

They should be made of dead shit, like hair.

At first I laughed at you, then I reread the quoted section, and it is so vague and ambiguous that I am not sure if the Founder Fund, backed by Theil and The Chernin, owns a stake in Barstool together, or if The Chernin is the one that owns a stake in Barstool and Founder Fund.

Did you read the article?

*raises hand* black coffee is superior as you can actually taste the coffee.

So did Lauren not get the Deadspin style guide or....

On Sunday, I needed to buy two extra tickets for the Dodger-Angels preseason game and I couldn’t believe how friggen expensive a preseason game was. I bought upper deck tickets which were $35 and then $22 in fees. Nearly a hundred bucks for get-in tickets.

I was watching highlights from the Special Olympics last week on ESPN and they showed soccer highlights. My buddy and I were stunned by the level of competition between the two countries playing. They were middle eastern countries I believe, and they looked like world class athletes. It was totally unexpected and a…

“Jackassssss!”

You reference a 30-foot tall baseball hurling machine and don’t include a picture? This is malpractice.

Short answer is the UC system red tape. They had to be damn sure they wouldn’t get sued for firing him.