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Cite your source!

Perfect, that clears it up.

Speaking out of my ass here, but couldn’t the Governor pardon him knowing he has the full support of Trump?

air conditioning is a major contributor to global warming, and you’ll be improving your air quality within by worsening your impact on the environment at large.

The “half your age plus 7" formula suggests she is too young.

it’s about time that somebody stuck up for the people of this country and for the people of other countries

In fact, that list of talking points in front of Trump was about the opioid crisis—but apparently he thought to himself, you know what? I want to say a huge thing, make the people go ‘wow’! Make the world go ‘boom’!

Did anyone listen to the Freakonomics Podcast with Charles Koch?

This is how I read it, and I didn’t even blink and thought, well at least they are gonna be transparent about it.

“Maybe it’s good for the country that the president is in a good mood in the morning,” one former RNC official said.

• ICYMI, two delusional male infants appear to be on the cusp of destroying the world. It’s true—right on schedule, just halfway into the first year of his presidency, a visibly pouting Donald Trump threatened to attack North Korea with “fire and fury” from his goddamn New Jersey golf club and my god, I really hate it…

You are in luck, Deadspin is way ahead of you.

But! But... But, damnit, you aren’t wrong.

In a fantasy land that would sure be something, but I don’t think any team could afford Trout an Harper. That’s nearly a billion over 10 years (probably 45 mil a season) to two guys. Albeit two guys in their prime.

If you mean Simmons, I certainly am. He swings the bat with such reckless abandon, its refreshing. Also, Yunel is slowly becoming my favorite player not sharing a name with a fish. Too bad he got hurt.

Perhaps, but Trout is from New Jersey and the Phillies was his favorite team growing up.

As an Angel fan, I just need to enjoy the remaining three years with Trout, slogging through 6-2 losses while Trout hits a homer and a double. Honestly, with their farm system in shambles, and Pujols’ back-loaded contract going through the 2021 season, the front office won’t really be able to make this team into a…

Gave you a star for that second graph. Its the perfect retort to anyone spouting “liberals hate free speech when they don’t agree with it.”