I wish I could promote you. I have several friends who changed their last names for this reason. Personally, I changed mine because I never really had much of a family to begin with.

Some of us were raised by single parents without a real sense of family and have always secretly craved that. I am connected to a large Jewish family that my mother kept me away from when I was a child, so even though they accepted me when I was old enough to make my own decisions, I still never felt completely…

Really??? Cheaper and better for our hair type? I am sold.

Oooh! Thank you for the tip. I will definitely look into that. Nothing would be worse than to have the hair removal not work after years of saving for it. I appreciate that and definitely hearted you for it. :)

Look, I'm a hairy Jew. My body hair is the bane of my existence because it is black, thick, wiry and grows very fast. I tried that Venus shit and it didn't do anything for my body Jew-fro. It didn't even come close to what a Gilette Fusion ProGlide does for keeping this horror I have to deal with under control. They…

Oh, I know!! When I saw that, I was like, homina homina homina! The baldness works so well for him, but to see him with hair is shockingly sexy!

As somebody who has known many Jewish men, I can say that this stereotype is anecdotally supported 100%. So your chances are even higher!

You have the edge with Larry David as he has sworn off Jewish girls. I'll do my best to change his mind, but you probably have a better chance with him.

We have the same crushes! Maybe it's because it's in my genes, but I have always been a sucker for funny, neurotic Jews.

How tall are you? Xtina is pretty short, so maybe that's why? I don't know. I weigh 135 at 5'7 and I wear a 6/8. Bone size is also a factor. I have big bones, but when you have smaller bones like she appears to, weight is harder to carry. There is just no way of knowing until you have every piece of the puzzle. I…

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Depp probably already knew Adrienne and her family before the whole housewives thing. He probably gets their most pimp room for free whenever he's in Vegas.

Yes! I use Apple Cider vinegar for everything! I know you can use regular vinegar as well, but ACV is sooo much better. It gets rid of hiccups, heartburn and stomach aches. I know there are a lot of other claims, but I haven't experienced them personally, so I can only make the claim that it is a miracle for the three…

Paris Hilton was the most shameful one to not use it.

That is the most accurate description of a healthy marriage I have ever heard. If you can accept that you aren't always going to like your spouse or SO but that you will still be able to love them and support them, then you have a chance at a long and sustainable marriage. Fairytales do not exist in real marriage.

That is how every celebrity who has so much attention paid to their body should react from now on. That is perfect. I almost want to be a celebrity who has lost some weight now just so I can use that!

You're so right. I didn't even think of that. How selfish of me. Can you imagine the heartache of watching two roosters being treated humanely when all you want to do is let them off their harnesses so that they can peck each other to death in horribly brutal way? Where is Sarah McLachlan when you need her?

Nobody has words for Johnny Depp wishing that they had actually let roosters tear each other apart in a real cock fight?

That is everything I was going to say. I can't separate Michelle Williams from the character. She just wasn't able to transcend herself enough to encapsulate whatever charisma it was that Marilyn had.

Actually, she does have a project out right now; she directed one of the vignettes for that Lifetime movie that was made to promote breast cancer awareness for breast cancer month. And though it is only Lifetime, it is a huge deal in the world of breast cancer right now and since there is a spotlight on breast cancer…

I would promote this if I could.