I know this sounds weird, but I really don't think that the Hilton's are broke, or even close to it. Millionaires and even billionaires take out equity lines all the time for investments or investment type loans. The reason is because part of their investment agreement usually includes 2 to 3 years of interest…

Seriously. Make another album Lauryn!!!!

HA! I sooo hearted you for the Cheese n' Rice 'expletive'.

Debra Morgan could totally be me.

I love your mother and want her to adopt me.

I LOVE the 'cussing understanding' at the office. Once somebody lets out fuck or a shit, it's on. I will swear up a storm in front of them after that and they usually do too. It's the little things.

We need to somehow make a .gif of this.

This doesn't dissuade me in the least. As an adult, I will cuss whenever the fuck I want to around other adults when not in a professional situation. If this loses me support, well then I didn't want their prudish ass energy in my life anyway. Seriously, nobody in my life gives a fuck about swearing.

Right??? They couldn't give David Milch that fourth season of Deadwood, but these guys keep on trekking? One lousy season HBO. That's all Milch wanted. One more lousy, fucking you-could-have-done-it-in-your-sleep-because-your-H-B-fucking-0 season. That's all he wanted. Arguably the best written, staged and acted…

Yeah, it looks natural and confident to me, which I really like.

Yeah, we get forgotten a lot. You're talking size 8-10, right? There are a lot of us, but for some reason nobody wants to see us in magazines. It's kind of annoying.

Hearted! I just wrote out a long comment saying something to this effect. This article is kind of useless.

@jenawithonen: Hearted like an attack!

They couldn't be more wrong about the waiting for a table thing, in my opinion as somebody who was a server for 8+ years. Usually if you see empty tables they are either reserved or the server in that section is way too busy and needs a minute to catch up before a new table is sat. Hosts/hostesses, if they are any…

You made me think of David Foley. Sarcastic man was my favorite! I would love to see SNL do something like this with a woman. They steal jokes all the time, might as well be from another Lorne Michaels production.

I want a Bobby and Cas spin off and I want it now!

The no cookie clause. I would never sign that contract.

Ah, okay! I kind of thought so, but then I wasn't sure. Makes much more sense. Thank you for clarifying. And I agree, they should never procreate. Like ever.

Perhaps I am too stupid to live because I can't quite figure out what that is in reply to.

First off, can Tilda Swinton be more awesome? Secondly, it really seems like Perez Hilton is sticking to his guns about not being a bully anymore. Unless I am missing something because I don't read him much, but every time I see a link to one of his stories it seems really tame. Good for him if that is the case.