All my regional markets are bleh now.

So now we can blame JayZ for this debacle. 

Its like the 80s all over again.

Why dont they do like Sheetz has been doing for 10 years now.

Milk isnt all that great.

I have found that all my instincts on figuring what guy is sexy are wrong. I just ask women now rather than volunteering my opinion about what guys are sexy.

Hamilton Nolan said “Splinter had the smartest writers.”

I suspect facebook disrespects and dehumanizes most of its its employees regardless of race. 

Lets be honest.

I use oil to make pie crusts.

So basically Park lost her temper and reinforced negative stereotypes.

ok lenial

lame

Except that particular “blindspot“” isnt a real problem.

So I guess were not going to talk about the Holocaust denying principal in Florida?

“fake toys” So they look like toys but are actually something else?

“We already know that the less food has to travel to get to us, the better,”

Why do you need different recipes for cookie dough than for cookies?

WRONG

The last wedding I went to was in a barn converted to a rustic reception hall.