Seriously, looking at these comments you’d think people with food allergies were a massive lobbying bloc rather than a group trying not to need their epipens.

FARE is a good source for reliable, practical information about living with food allergies. It would be a bit strange for a food allergy advocacy organization not to comment on public representations of food allergies, but that isn’t their primary activity.

Didn't watch the commercial? Because it contains a bottle nosed dolphin with a unicorn horn. 

“It worked one time a decade ago, so why not now?” is the governing logic with most superhero adjacent stuff.

You’re simply describing the concept of risk. People take financial risks all the time. Risk aversion isn’t inherently good.

I think the generational difference is the opposite - people who grew up with access to Internet porn find the nudity in an R rated movie quaint. 

For better and worse, humans are probably a self-limiting mistake. 

Years ago my wife and I were the only ones at a late show of the movie Pathology, and when it ended we had to leave through the fire exit. We still regret not having sex in the theater first.

I know people like Rocky for some reason, but he’ll always be “Carl Weathers of Predator” to me. 

Does the afterlife give an employee discount, or a free shift meal? 

Why bother, when a tub of crisco and a bag of sugar are so much more cost effective?

At this point, I’m pretty sure the point of the internet is for people to state the obvious as a problem. Sometimes it works, but more often it leads to people writing “Pop Tarts aren’t made well” as though a high-quality Pop Tarts weren't an oxymoron. 

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The opening scene was one of the most New Mexico stories ever told. The whole show catches the feel of New Mexico better than anything I’ve ever seen (including Breaking Bad).

It’s especially falling because Cara signed the waiver after specifically ask that her art just be in the background and not explicitly tied to the show. But she needed money, and now she’s stuck with a rich, awful patron.

“That’s beautiful.”

Ditto. Although I think my son’s interest in Star Wars peaked in first grade, and he hasn't brought for up in ages. I’m envious.

1. Talk show host is exactly the career Chapelle deserved after Bobby’s World went off the air. Or whatever his show was called.

It has a lot of the movie’s laugh lines - like the deadpan “that’s bad” and the one about dogs and cats living together. Also, it was 1984 so a dramatic entry for the three main characters was inherently funny. Basically it’s a trailer that captures the tone of the movie, which is using comedy to undercut a more…

If he stopped ginning up controversy he could have a career like Howie Mandell or Whoopi Goldberg, and we'd all be happier.