So it’s like Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy?

Trump hates you too! (which means you’ve totally arrived)

I wonder if he frequently juxtaposes two thoughts like that.

Aren’t you at least a little afraid of these crazies? It’s starting to remind me of GamerGate.

Once, on a winter break vacation, my family and I were in a Chinese restaurant (in Hawaii), and like, midway through our meal, realized it was December 25th. We Jew so hard we don’t even have to try.

You’re handling it like a queen, Anna. I’m so sorry you have to put up with that bullshit.

Where is my cut of nefarious plot action, dammit? What else did I suffer through Hebrew school for?

I have heard the same from other moms. A lot of my friends have kids and were like, “Don’t you ever leave me. I don’t want to make mom friends!” As if I’d EVER leave them — I need to cuddle their babies, after all.

How do you have time for that many people? No, actually, different question. How do you meet people? I never mastered friend-making, and all of my attempts to communicate with other Moms at my son’s classes are met with majorly bitchy stink-eye.

Are wedding costs less expensive in India? Are you having the wedding there? Who’s paying for everything? Just the thought of such an enormous guest list is dumbfounding. I’m trying to picture what three hundred people looks like, but I’m such a hermit!

Hey, just saw your post. Sorry you didn’t make our guest list. But we’re only inviting people we care about. :)

Looks like you’ve got a little trolly friend in your comment replies, too! :) They’re so cute!

Totally feel you on the culturally large wedding thing, my husband is Persian. We sent out over 300 invites (maybe 350?), but half of the invites (150ish) was my parents’ list, my list, and my fiancee’s list. In Persian culture you invite everyone you know and their moms. Like, at one point we were taking photos with…

You just made my fucking day. This blog is my therapy. My fiance owes his life to it, and he doesn’t even know.

Yes! This is what we did for flowers at our wedding. Our idea for flowers was “if everyone driving up I-89 could pull over and grab a fistful, that’d be perfect” And boy did the florist deliver...and delivered under budget. She loved the idea but insisted on using some foreign flowers because they keep the insects…

my boyfriend and i only abstractly talk about getting married, but i laid it down this weekend. Vegas or nothing. I want an elvis impersonator and all the cheese that $199 will buy. (i actually have no idea what it would actually cost, but you know...)

I kind of wish I had gotten a photobooth, because it's a great way to get photos of all of your guests. But not at the prices they're charging.

I got a lecture from my father - who has never been a source of financial support, even when I was a child - that “back in [his] day, the parents set the guest list because they paid for this whole thing” so he should get to invite whoever and however many people he could come up with off the top of his head. I…

The wedding upcharge is crazy. I recently threw a surprise anniversary party for my wife and ordered a tiered cake that was, for all intents and purposes, a wedding cake. It looked like a wedding cake. It tasted like a wedding cake. It fed as many people as a small wedding cake. But it was from the “anniversary”…

My dad was unsatisfied with the amount of invites we allotted each parental unit and actually asked me to just send him the file for our invites so he could have more printed even though by that point, he’d eaten into everybody else’s invites. This was several weeks after invitations had gone out and I’d already been…