IS THE WHOLE WORLD TRYING TO TROLL SANE PEOPLE?

Let me guess, you're one of those people who thinks the 90's began on 1/1/1990 too, right?

Gronk and Beastmode

This needs to be a sitcom, or a reality show. Just have these two live together and be themselves. That was unexpectedly, extremely, funny.

*HUGS* Come back to GT sometime now though. Love you and proud of you.

Wait, did I miss a major announcement? BURT ARE YOU LEAVING US?!!!!! There are not enough CAPS and !!!!!!!! to express my sorrow.

I miss you already, Burt. ... Cheers to you and everything in your future. ... Until Sunday, and then the great interwebs beyond...

GODDAMNIT KINJA QUIT TRYING TO HIDE BEAUTY. (Working on a fix right now!)

I'm not anti-gun. I grew up in a place with guns. I understand their utility. But the reason I've never bought one — besides the difficulty of getting a CHL license in New York — is that it's another thing someone can wrestle away from me and use against me. I just don't think it's a solution to the larger issue.

A few minutes before the tweets started, I had gotten an email from Domino's, letting me know that my pizza order was ready, payable with cash upon delivery. I'd shrugged it off as a glitch in their ordering system. I hadn't ordered a pizza, and the address listed on the order was an apartment I hadn't lived in for a…

Jesus Christ. This is a great article (you are becoming one of my favorite writers on here) and I'm so sorry you're going through all this.

Anna, thank you so much. I have loads to say and this is perhaps not the best place to say all of it. In my years of moderating Jezebel and Groupthink (nowadays Groupthink), I've faced a lot of horrifying trolls myself. The other mods and I have had to contact police before, block doxxing attempts, take care of…

Oh gosh, silly me

He's a CEO but had the middle seat on a flight? Like a peasant? Failure CEO if not flying first class.

I am thirsty myself. I think I'll pour myself a glass of something into that huuuge dimple.

Our first date was steamy. Like a piping hot shower scene with Mila Kunis kind of steamy.

His writing has more awkward similes than a Family Guy episode.

Yes. Joan Rivers, despite being not that funny and somewhat cruel in her later years, was Johnny Carson's constant guest host, and may have taken over for him if it wasn't for her going to FOX for her own late night show. Whitney Cummings has less than a 1/100th of Joan Rivers charisma or talent at her prime.

Uh...didn't Joan Rivers do this decades ago? And a better show at that?

yap, i find her insufferable