midwesternperson
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midwesternperson

I'm ethnic, too. Ethnically Polish, that is. This is the skin color of my people:

Potatoe is very...exotic.

I love Rashida and she is gorgeous— but she has needed a better stylist for aaaaages.

Good luck, snow bunnies. I don't have a blizzard here. It's actually 65 and sunny (sorry.) But I have been down with a nasty cold for four days now and haven't left the house. You know what? Except for being sick, it's fucking awesome.

Truth....

Fuck. Walked right into that one.

Better use it while you still can, ladies.

Speaking of bears with soft and fuzzy dicks:

I see his mouth moving, but all i hear is "I'M STUPID I'M STUPID I'M STUPID".

I didn't want to say it publicly but you're the one I'm worried about, Kate.

Ok but what if you invite someone over and they turn out to be A FREAK or just really terrible and then they can't leave? THIS SEEMS LIKE A HUGE RISK, GUYS.

i'm going to go out with my makeup like this soon

I CAN'T HELP IT ANNA THEY'RE STILL THERE WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES OH GOD THEY'VE FOLLOWED ME INTO MY SUBCONSCIOUS

AREN'T WE FLY?

This curl is a Tim Burton wet dream. Also, Anna's entire FACE!

STOP EYEBALL-SHAMING ME COLIN

I think her eyes get bigger every time I scroll past that picture. They're following me around the apartment.

Now I need a jeans jacket.

uh

I got a buzz reading this article. A+