How did I miss the real story?!

"First of all, before I say this, I'm politically correct to the gay community. I respect and appreciate anything and everything you all do. And as people, I love you,"

Did Kenya really just call herself an "A-lister"? In her dreams maybe...

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss ate some food.

I have never been so emotionally invested in food as I have been while pregnant. I ate pancakes yesterday, that shit was spiritual

I cried over apple pie while pregnant, and over chicken wings one day post-partum. Food is extremely important to human incubators. EXTREMELY.

It leads to the totally valid question of "what else are they doing?"

1. Cheating is wrong.

Do it. Gotta go enlist, obvi.

To confirm: can I or can I not leave work early?

I'm uncomfortable with the suggestion that women raping men is a feminist act, something that smashes patriarchy and rape culture. It's not "reverse rapism", it's not "raping rape culture", it's just regular fucking rape culture.

The troublemaker son Hakeem and his crew are hanging out in an upscale restaurant when one of his friends baits him into recording an iPhone message for a crush. Hakeem decides to pull out his dick and pee in the middle of the restaurant to show his love.

Every person I've ever been stuck doing a group project with has always felt the necessity to tell me the history of their colon.

I don't know...something about this screams fake to me.

Say what you will, but I thought this guy gave an excellent performance in Red Dragon.

The horror. THE HORROR (lol).

this...is assault? yes??

That's assault and I would call the police for sure.

Thanks; I get it from my mother (I stole my mom's hair).

My Briggs Fussy personality type is ENTJ and I am judging the hell out of his parents naming their child something out of a Eudora Welty story.