I feel like she will be wearing skirts and jewelry to FURTHER her quest for revenge, not hinder it. She is going to be trained as an assassin, not a grunt. The hidden knife cuts deepest and all that.

Checking IMDB, the main cast has more men than women. Guests also are more men than women.

Where was Tim Meadows when we needed him?

I mean, that is what my cousin's conversation with the florist sounded like. Exactly so.

Yep. I once promised free Steak and Wine. All you had to do was come and hang out with other friends of yours and mine and play with my dogs. I announced this a full month prior, on a Saturday that feel weeks between any major holidays.

I feel oddly good at the idea of this. Like, somewhere I imagine Putin shelling out double for his Dartz Prombom, and I smile.

^THIS. OH GOD I hate those people. When you invite someone someplace and are spending money on them, THEY HAVE TO RSVP. I've actually kicked friends out of my social circle for this.

The lack of commitment is real, yo. Even to trite things like "do you want to get dinner?" I typically end up organizing stuff in my social circle, and I just know that one asshole will be like "I may show up" and HE ALWAYS WILL so I just have to assume he will be there. And when he isn't, for the few times he doesn't…

If a Seth Rogen movie kills America, then the country deserves its fate.

MOAR HELENA DANCING!!1

But patience is a virtue and hyperventilation never got anyone anywhere.

Eh, the Right Wing is looking for its next big female thinker to lean on. Coulter has gotten old, and the Right typically likes their blondes young.

Wait, how is a guy named "Torchinsky" Cuban?

Better yet:

I like how in the first picture, the most reliable vehicle is the GMC Yukon XL.

You can't register it for use on the road. The 5 ton can be registered, however.

And you can register it for the road! And insure it!

A Rihanna gif?

I mean, is she wrong? No. But its like pointing out that out of 1 million Brown cats, there is a purple one. The problem isn't the number of women falsely accusing men of rape (however horrible it is), its the hundreds of thousands of rapists who will never see a correctional facility, equally important with the…

My god, that is like the Inception of headlines.