Not that hard to do when you are thinking about it. Harder when you are not. Oh, you might try to blame the operators in this case, but if it weren’t a fault in the vehicle, we’d be seeing similar numbers of incidents with more traditional systems.

Fucking bullshit facebook. Get your shit together.

I’ve gotten to the point of just really hating this fucking piece of shit. It’s too visceral at this point for me, so I see no need to be articulate about him. Fuck him and fuck every traitorous American who supports this childish, lying, egotistical dumbass.

I think there’s a level people are skipping over here. I may get some flack over this, but I think there’s validity to it. By several accounts, Depp is deteriorating due to addiction. His mother died very recently. For anyone who’s known someone with serious addiction issues, is it really shocking that a grieving,…

And yet the police found no evidence of criminal wrongdoing by Depp when they showed up. Heard then posted pics DAYS later. Looks suspicious on her part, unless you’re claiming the police left when she had obvious facial contusions

Add in Hollywood money and power, and I don’t believe the police. I don’t know what happened, one way or another, but I don’t think the police’s account is necessarily trustworthy.

No, they are all crap movies based on untrue stories that are sold as true.

No hate on Angie or the work she does for women’s rights, but as a Normal currently suffering through a PhD I cannot roll my eyes hard enough at this.

I once got to have an amazing dinner with Bourdain, Neil Jordan and Susannah Clarke (Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell author) along with other book-y types. Then got sloshed with Bourdain, Malcolm Gladwell and Antonio Damasio and a colleague. It was a pretty epic night and I am proud to say that I held my own,…

Ugggggghhhhh I'm going to miss Obama so much. How much fun would it have been grabbing a beer with those two?

You sound like their target audience for sure. Let them know they messed up and should redesign their hiking microwave to have 3 cubic yards of space so you can roast a turkey dinner on the go.

TL;DR: I am now a sentient Fleshlight.

Good. Asking questions is good.

And they usually follow that up with “and they quickly assimilated”. Uh no. No they do not. That is why there are still neighborhoods called “Little Italy” and my personal favorite “Hunky Town” —This is where my father’s family all were based. His grandparents never learned a single word of English- the younger kids…

Fucking disgusting.

One of my favorite lines: “Morning Joe…Morning Joe has its head so up Trump’s ass they bumped into Chris Christie.”

Yup! Not a single glorious fuck was given by Larry. And the best part was that Obama seemed to really enjoy it. Maybe minus the drone bit - but alas, that was fully deserved.

Right? The Obamas & Crew are adorable, the Queen & Harry are adorable, and the Obamas are leaving soon and I AM NOT OKAY WITH IT.

Also, I’m offended on behalf of everyone who lives in the UK that they gave them Smirnoff vodka and Gordon’s gin. You’d think the royals could stretch to some decent booze (the Queen Mother is rolling in her grave somewhere).