She could medal in chain smoking these days - she cleaned me out when I hilariously attended a couple of parties in Monte Carlo half a decade or so ago.

For the record, I’m refusing to spend Christmas with Madonna as well.

No, you don’t understand. These bitches are clearly only signing up for deadly, demanding jobs because they want to fling themselves at these hot studs. How are these guys supposed to get anything done with hysterical women rubbing their lady parts all over them and then suing the guys because all bitches are out for…

I can understand somewhat the initial concern about physical strength but this is negated by the mandatory requirements. Aka if she can meet the physical strength required, then she has every right to be there.

I think you’re missing the larger point here. It’s not that she’s reading during Trump’s talk, it’s WHAT she’s reading. “Citizen” is (according to the book blurb, “...investigates the ways in which racism pervades daily American social and cultural life, rendering certain of its citizens politically invisible.” Look…

Can we make this a thing now? If they are going to stack the seats around the white republican racist and misogynist and xenophobe with minorities and women, then wait until he begins the speech and then quietly take out your books (make sure that the books also make a political statement). Silent and deadly protest!

Did I wake up in some alternate universe in which presidential candidates WANT people to believe they’ve stabbed someone and hit their mother with a hammer?? I’m losing my mind right?? Are we dead??

Mindy, nooooooooooooooo! It goes gin/tequila/whisky all equal because they are wonderful, and THEN vodka because I find vodka to be boring.

Here, have a sippy with some juice and vodka in it and let the grownups talk.

Who let the unattened child in here?

YES. If for the life philosophy alone! “Don’t dream it, be it!”

Well, women are not allowed to get angry at white men. Black people are not allowed to get angry at white men. And black women sure as HELL are not allowed to get angry at white men.

I was actually on season 2, it was a ton of fun. I worked with Genevieve, and Doug did our room and we were terrified at the time because it was right after the Fireplace debacle. Our room ended up being, not for everyone, but I loved it (I did end up painting over it eventually though).

If memory serves me I was the…

Seriously, he sounds like he’s running for junior high class president with the amount of ridiculous things he is promising. “I promise, if I win, homework will be optional, tests will be scored by a friend of your choosing, lunches will be catered by Per Se and school will only be three days per week.”

This may be the first last and only time I use this sentence, but I agree with Ted Cruz’s answer. Parks on the $20, keep Hamilton on the $10.

So can the View die now? Please?