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Seriously, he sounds like he’s running for junior high class president with the amount of ridiculous things he is promising. “I promise, if I win, homework will be optional, tests will be scored by a friend of your choosing, lunches will be catered by Per Se and school will only be three days per week.”

This may be the first last and only time I use this sentence, but I agree with Ted Cruz’s answer. Parks on the $20, keep Hamilton on the $10.

So can the View die now? Please?