I'm recently divorced and living alone for the first time ever. It's AMAZING. My ex husband was super critical and I am experiencing freedom like I've never known.

Before I found out you were a woman I thought you might be my cousin-in-law, who threw up on my shoes after he grabbed my tit at my Brother-in-law's wedding.

Oh yeah, I got that too! Once, his mother was coming to visit on extremely short notice, so when he texted me to tell me, I asked if he'd mind doing the few dishes in the sink, so I could vacuum and clean the bathrooms when I got home from work in an hour's time. When I got there, he was washing, but also very…