As someone who ends up covered in paint regularly at work, I can think of little that would be worse then being covered in paint during sex. It’s probably like how someone working in HR wouldn’t want to do it on a stack of sexual harassment forms.

My mother is a magician when it comes to gin

Yes but my mother’s martinis have a tendency to knock even the most hardcore of drinkers on their ass.

Hard cider for me. Trapped at my parents house for the night listening to my brothers shout at each other about inane things and my mom and dad shout at each other about pills. The cider is not enough.

E/R finale aired in 1985. The ER finale aired in 2009. I know it's confusing both take place in Chicago emergency rooms and both star George Cloony. But the little slash means it was the terrible one.

I am am going to put on my Production Manager Hat and rip whoever is running the audio mix a new one during the break

I got my IUD a month ago and so far it has been great! I got the Mirena and so far it seems like my periods have disappeared. Spotting is a common side effect but I only experienced it the two days immediately after insertion So far no sign of vaginal infections, which I was warned could happen. Here’s hoping they…

To Wong Foo—plus Australia

I once told a boss that I was late because I had to drop a massive duce and it took longer than I thought it would and screwed up my morning routine.

the last time i asked my ex to do the dishes he changed the locks on me. I was no longer living in our apartment and in the process of packing and moving my things out. I thought he should do the dishes and give me a clean space to pack up my kitchen stuff. He thought i was stealing from him and had the landlady…

I am a wedding ruiner. I have a history of throwing up at weddings. Once, at a cousin's wedding, because I had just turned 21 and it was my first time experiencing the exquisite wondrous torture that is The Open Bar. I puked everywhere: at the table, in the lobby, outside and in the bathroom. But one good thing about…

Mine just really, really like to get his way and if he didn't, if he had to make a sacrifice or compromise in the smallest way it would be melt down city. He wouldn't make the bed because it would mess up his morning routine. If we went to a restaurant he didn't like he would sit across the table from me and sulk…

Ronan did not go to Bard College. He went to Bard College at Simon's Rock, then known at Simon's Rock College of Bard. While owned by and affiliated with Bard Simon's Rock is a College in its own right with its own faculty, campus, and courses separate from Bard.