As just some random guy at a desk slacking off at work... this is interesting AF.

As a process engineer for a Concrete Laboratory... this is interesting AF.

Jesus Christ I was determined to wallow in my own misery today and you ... you just .. fucked it up. I hope you are happy.

This, this right here. I know its not everyones type of article, but f*ck, this has to be one of the best stories Ive read on Jalopnik for a very, very long while.

Thank you David, this was a lovely story, and my heart goes out to Radar. Over the course of our life, there are belongings, and then there are the objects of our affection. This car was his baby, and I completely understand...

Only three paragraphs in, and I KNEW it was another Obuchowski piece.

First off, the stories you write take up too much of my workday reading them.. So thank you for making my days shorter.

Give this man a new Charger, specifically a silver Hellcat. He deserves it.

Really great story, thanks for sharing with us. Hope someone reading this at least reaches out and gives Radar a ride in a nice 67 Charger. With a manual.

I always loved those Chargers. That one thing brought so much joy to this man and to have people who would take that from him is awful.

I think this would be a great Christmas special on Velocity where Graveyard Cars gives him a nice Charger build. Can Jalopnik make that happen?

See?

THIS is why I give you guys shit when you just post a Youtube Video and write half a paragraph.

Cause this is fucking art. It’s a goddamn book, but its beautiful. If such things were possible, my heart would have grown “3 sizes that day”.

The old Kristen fell into a vat of nuclear waste and $100 bills.

I got a yeti rambler for Christmas last year. As a coffee sipper it’s pretty great. I do pre-warm before filling it with coffee but overall I really like it.

If income inequality wasn’t so bad, those cars would have been dispersed among more collectors.

I’ve done this very thing a few times in my life, but with cars.

Can someone PLEASE explain to my why we don’t have some sort of phone-based tracking system for automobiles (and tractors/heavy equipment) yet?

I can pull up my cell phone, and see a little map of where my friends are, RIGHT NOW, in real time. Maybe the accuracy isn’t great, but it’s good enough. (I would think for…

Haha sorry you had to go through that. That is distinctively a VW problem. I go to a very trusted shop about 2 hours away from home to get VW suspension work done for some of the reasons you mentioned. It’s a massive PIA and I’ll happily fork money over to have someone else deal with it.

All the Mustangs!

Absolutely sucks that so many posts on this site are turned into something political when there was no reason for it to be political. This article was an inappropriate choice to do such a thing.