Step one, make a funny staged video. Step two, make silly Americans believe its real to mask whats going on behind them. Mother Russia personified

We just read that article. Except it was here, and Stef wrote it yesterday.

Seems like that chapter of the BMWCCA would listen to the company entirely responsible for its existence and require the drivers that show up at their track days to turn the system off. If you can have rules requiring a convertible to have an entire roll cage and restraint system, you can have a rule requiring that a…

Its very obviously a 3M test platform to see rather or not black duct tape can withstand being on a black car in the screaming middle eastern heat. Jesus, you act like Porsche is developing a doomsday machine. Wait......

Why can’t people follow simple fucking instructions, these are things we learned in grade school. If you don’t listen to the people who are in charge you are made to comply? You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes.

If I was piloting a big crane truck and a red hornet crawled out of my drink can as I was going to take a sip, there would be one fatality that day. Me, from jumping the fuck out of the cab.

Not for the faint of heart? Please, an E32 with an M30 under the hood is hardly coma enducing. Being the biggest chassis that engine ever went in leaves tons of room to work on it. The electronics are basic enough that you can still work on it with a multimeter and diagram, not a 7,000$ scanner. And Im still not quite…

Precisely why I think every person should own two cars (even though im currently at 5).

Stars for you sir. lol

You forgot “YeeYee”

I wonder how big the welcoming party will be in Moab after all these people have watched your CJ rise from death to roam the rocks again? Good shit David, Good shit.

These articles are my absolute favorite. The diversity of asian car culture is staggering, considering 99% of people assume japanese people drive riced out civics. The NYPD car was probably my favorite, if it could talk...

Ships have an apparatus called an anchor, it keeps them in place. Thus, no cruising around to be done.

I remember driving this in Gran Turismo thinking, “I really hope they refine the way this thing looks. It reminds me of an industrial gas mask” I was rewarded.

Do you have a quicker, easier solution that could be performed from the racing surface? Dont worry, I’ll wait.

Can we leave the racial tension over on The Root please?

Why don’t we have another entire Kinja devoted to all this Autonomous/Ride hailing/Electric startup news? Im more worried about cars I will actually be driving, just like Jalopniks tagline “Drive Free or Die”. Not a new story everytime someone at uber/lyft/waymo/musk/Faraday Future shuffles papers around their desk.

A bike FAR ahead of its time for less than 5k? Its the cats ass, we can all agree. NP

This stunt takes some balls to pull off.

Thats the most Jalop move in existence......