I think it’s cute that he thinks his show will last that long. It is and has been unwatchable since he took over.

Why does it seem more and more that yesterdays Reddit becomes todays Jalopnik

I’m imagining you punching a wall after you said that.

I am honored, but somehow I feel renaming President Of The Bad Guys In The Civil War to Obscure, Unknown Other White Guy is kind of missing the point.

That’s right, rather Honda sells a $156K car.

Hellcat. Demon is flashy and all, but the Hellcat will haul the kids and groceries while you roast marshmallows from the heat of the burnouts.... oh, sorry what was the question? :)

♪ ♫ If I had a million dollars, well I would buy you a K-Car. A nice Reliant automobile ♫ ♬ 

I broke mine when I was trying to use it to lift a car using a rock as a fulcrum. Terrible knife. I’m now keeping a floor jack in my kitchen drawer.

I broke mine when I was trying to use it to lift a car using a rock as a fulcrum. Terrible knife. I’m now keeping…

People talk about the 12-Valve Cummins engines because they’re the ones with mechanical fuel systems. When the engines switched to 24-valves, electronic fuel injection came with it.

Hence why you often hear people saying they prefer the “Cummins 12-Valves.”

That is a Million Mile engine surrounded by a 50,000 mile truck.

In S class trim they actually drive quite differently.

The V8 is more rev happy, more sporting. The V12 is thrust without contemplation.

This is exactly why bench racing is a worthless pursuit, paper tells you nothing about differences in character.

i dont like it

See you tomorrow.

False. One can never have too much Maserati.

Intentional Spelling...

Let me tell you, this is a whole-ass american vehicle. Feels like one. Was designed like one. Is built like one. They designed and make ‘em here.

This confirms Jalopnik staff can always find something to whine about.

You shut your whorish mouth!