This reminds me of this great John Phillips article in Car And Driver from several years ago:
—For instance: Did you know that a nitro-burning V-8 expends 400 of its 7000 horsepower just to drive the supercharger? The equivalent of a Corvette Z06 engine just to spin the blower. At “the hit,” with the car’s clutch at…

Alien: “So what does this machine do?

The King of “using old popular vehicle names to create a shittier modern version.”

#HotTake that’s probably wrong, but that I hope hope HOPE is right: Drake sees that her parents are using her as a meal ticket and don’t truly care about her as a child and human, and is fulfilling a protective role in her life.

He never would have been in contact with his young mom had it not been for Doc Brown. And lest we forget, he first went into the past because he was escaping getting shot up by Libyan terrorists.

Im partial to the fox bodies (my first car was a 91 GT. But they are actually good looking cars

Totally fair.

Ok. I’ll shoot you over a copy when I get off work. 

She’s just resting her arm. Stop projecting for god’s sake. I do EXACTLY this... and I mean EXACTLY. It’s not a white power symbol for the love of god!

I don’t understand how people can be friends with an ex. Not because you think they are now a terrible person or because seeing them reminds you how much you fucked things up. No, for me seeing a girl I once liked (and this includes the two girls I dated before my wife & every girl I had a crush on) just makes me…

That was bull shit.

Yeah, I don’t know. The trailer literally shows Ali getting the girl. Now it being True Detective, it probably doesn’t end well, but that’s just the format of the show. Also, Matthew McConaghey’s character was one big ball of regret. It drove him into his nihilistic outlook on life. Harrelson’s character was…

I’ve gotten in trouble for using “ma’am” before because apparently it makes some women feel old. I’ve never been sure what to do with that, since “ma’am”, like “sir”, is supposed to be a term of general respect for any adult person, not just for the old people. It’s just good manners.

Have I been writing my column long enough to start phoning it in?

I think you’d be surprised at just how many people cross shop a BRZ and an EcoBoost Mustang.

Sorry, but 340hp just isn’t enough.

Yeah sounds like the take of someone who’s been to maybe one restaurant in KC and has bought KC Masterpiece sauce from the grocery store.

Kansas City barbecue is a tourist trap. Texas barbecue owns your shit.

Imagine having a job where you have to perform some mildly unpleasant tasks. I guess it’s lucky that I take great pleasure from every conference call I have to attend.

This is Trump's America. I hear mariachi music, I'm calling ICE.