My name is Monique. It’s right there in my byline, at the bottom of the article in my bio AND right next to your name in the comment. Don’t play with me. Don’t disrespect my name or the spelling thereof.

I kind of enjoy the moments where Trump drops whatever pretenses he’s under to be an actual adult and just flat out is as racist as he actually is.

Yep. She’ll brag about it in the future.

His client regrets that she’s actually being held accountable for her actions. She’d be telling this story at keggers and frat parties throughout her college career if she’d gotten away with it.

David Cassidy was my first celeb crush. I remember, aged 12, cutting his pics out of Tiger Beat magazine and sleeping with the pics under my pillow hoping to dream of him.

How incredibly sad.

I am glad he won’t lose himself to a future ravished by dementia. I am sad he struggled with alcohol. I hope his life was more happy than not. As a young girl, I had his poster on my wall. I loved his smile and his sweetness on the Partridge Family. I am glad he was loved and surrounded by his loved ones at the end.…

Rest in peace

Yes, it is certainly funny that they don’t “misread” things like doling out unwanted physical contact until they become Head of Animation.

For how much she’s being paid I’m surprised she doesn’t just go for broke and “yes he assaulted some women but he’ll cut your taxes. It’s not like he assaulted your daughter/wife/girlfriend is it?”

I found this bone-chilling. Like finding out Voldemort knows your address.

FINAL Megyn Kelly Wardrobe Wall - 9/25/17-11/17/17

Because Wonkette shared it and it is fucking hilarious, here is a helpful tutorial on makeup, for any aspiring blackface burglars:

Thank you for doing these, seriously. It’s a lot of work and it’s important. I hope that your work is going well and I’ll look forward to the updates on Fridays!

UK Update:

Pretty shocked when I saw this (if not surprised). I was expecting them to have made her hair look smaller or smoother, but to have completely erased her hair strikes me as so much worse for a reason I’m struggling to put my finger on.

“Man accused of sexual assault wishes women would stop reporting their experiences of sexual assault”. I am shocked.

Literally the least secure thing you can do is use a thumb print to lock your phone. I don’t have anything to hide, at least not in my phone, but still. Same thing with the facial recognition, you can open it if so determined, with either the owner while they are asleep or someone that looks like them.