Archie’s off falling in love with his music teacher Miss Grundy, who is no longer sporting a grey bun but is considerably younger and hotter.

Someone should have the phone in hand and every time she opens her mouth (or in her case, the lying hole) check the fact on line and show it to her.

She went with him because he needs a carer, in case he’s out the house when his amphetamine-induced dementia sun-downing begins.

The implicit assumption that Uber (or I) was somehow endorsing the Administration’s agenda has created a perception-reality gap between who people think we are, and who we actually are.

It’s literally giving other humans a say in what legal procedures happen to your own body. It would be like my husband or my mom saying I couldn’t have my wisdom teeth removed, or get breast implants, or ffs, cut my hair. It’s one thing to outlaw abortion as a legal procedure (which, obviously I don’t support!), but…

Nazi Bannon has been very clear about why he is “all for them being in the White House”: because Trump is a means to an end for him. Trump got Nazi Bannon where he wants to be. “Trump is a ‘blunt instrument for us,’ Bannon told Ken Stern for Vanity Fair last summer. ‘I don’t know whether he really gets it or not.’”…

If America pulls out, Beijing has already said it is willing to lead the rest of the world towards a low-carbon economy. Plenty of the world is already seeing China as the future, so all that will happen is that America’s natural allies are going to be more sympathetic to China’s narrative - not just on the…

Yeah, I really wish the media would come out and say “Nazis.” Alt-Right makes it sound nice and cheery, but at the end of the day: Nazis.

Yes! Call them by their names! We need more people who are unwilling to be vague or talk around the problem: White supremacy. White nationalism. Bigotry. Homophobia. Islamophobia. Religious discrimination.

I see he’s already made the Presidential Desk as messy and shitty looking as the one at Trump Tower.

“Great guy. Loved his work. Wish he hadn’t gotten himself killed by running his mouth, but I’m a fan. But he would have voted for me in my massive election win...”

Notice what he says about the bust, how it’s a favorite and they have good ones! Like it’s miraculous that Dr. King’s bust manages to be liked despite being surrounded by busts of super cool whites!!

“My brain ran out of Dippin’ Dots fuel at that precise moment. I have to go have a series of seizures. Every one of you is a fake newsperson and we hate you. Thanks.”

Duh. Of course they do. There’s no way they’d praise a living Black civil rights leader.

Every fucking “speech” that guy gives, always sounds like a fifth grader having to give a 10-minute book report on a book he didn’t read. “It was so great, I learned so much, really alot, more than I ever thought I could learn from a book. Let me tell you, there are books out there that you read, and you don’t learn a…

I think what he is actually trying to say is, “You guys know what? I have the entire intelligence apparatus at my disposal. We have spies and researchers all around the world gathering information, and a sophisticated system for funnelling and distilling all that proprietary information up to the top, where it is…

“Me, me, they said the blacks would stop me but I beat them because I’m so awesome, me, the media is Sad! except for the channel that just fired their only black person so thanks white folks, me, my staffer wrote down the names of the famous blacks who are too dead to oppose me and you can tell I love the blacks…

Cannot WAIT for him to refer to a Black foreign head of state as an African American.

Its black history month so let me take this opportunity to talk about me and how unfair the press is and let me name check a few token well-known black folks, inner cities and scene.

OF COURSE HE WAS. Jesus H Christ, can everyone stop pretending like Canada and Europe are quaint little places where people are not racist sexist assholes? I live in the Netherlands, and we are about to elect or own Trump in March. France has been a shitshow for years and a German politician spoke out AGAINST…