You're right, you don't get it.

An acronym is a word made of letters of multiple words. "BJ" is an initialism.

MLB umpires are absolutely terrified of becoming obsolete, and for good reason. They don't like this system and have done little to nothing to learn it. I think they're intentionally fucking up the system to say, "See, it doesn't work! You need us!"

This statistic misleads people into believing the notion that if customers do not tip waiters then waiters will make less than minimum wage; this notion is one of the most frustrating things I encounter whenever the tipping debate comes up. I hate to get lawyerly here, but, I am a lawyer with an employment law…

NSFW restaurant would be a disaster. Who would serve the food?

If it is what the ladies want, they'll be successful. If not, not. Relax.

Was the new Kinja designed by MC Escher?

As are karaoke, lip synching, and rap parodies.

He should do more song parodies and then you guys should post them here telling us how hilarious they are.

I guess loosing about 40 percent of your audience from the first week to the end of the second week is now considered "killing it"..

Jimmy Fallon is pure garbage

Oh great another "unsponsored" NBC post........

Kinja still sucks.

Kinja sucks.

Kinja sucks.

...Except for a misplaced apostrophe.

Getting rid of the salary cap altogether would be nice, too.

I'm here to RUIN THE FACT THAT PEOPLE THINK LINDY THOUGHT UP THE WORD COCK-BLOCKTOPUS

/I'm sure you already knew this, Lindy. Also, thanks for bringing it back. It's awesome and it's bee awhile since it's been in my Rotation.

No, it's an initialism. It's only an acronym if you can pronounce it.