Where's "Diabetes in a can"?

You have some awful old fans, too.

I appreciate the correct usage of "lectern" here (not podium).

You didn't answer why you would not respond to someone you purposefully matched yourself. You just admitted you thought the app matched people automatically.

You didn't answer why you would not respond to someone you purposefully matched yourself. You just admitted you thought the app matched people automatically.

When did I whine about anything? I asked you a question, which you've avoided answering in lieu of dumb ad-hominem attacks this whole time.

The article implied that the "matching" works like Tinder, where you have to swipe "yes" to someone. You can see in the screenshot at the top that it's pretty much the same, as well.

First things first...

Well why swipe 'yes' to a person and then ignore them? What's the point?

So what's the big bachelorette party prank? Still doing the ol' "cop turns out to be a stripper" routine?

If you're not interested in them why did you match them?

Not too soon. Too not funny.

Headline should say "All-Stars Get No-Hit," too. No confusion over who did the no-hitting that way.

What's with all the unnecessary commas in the subtitles?

Can't do this with Bigshot, though. That's his best song!

Ugh, that music. It's the same thing you'd hear in some sappy cereal/SUV/dog food commercial. Overly bright major key saccharine ukelele junk.

If your first reaction to this mess is to think to throw live animals in the garbage, you're probably a terrible person.

It's weird that all the guys' faces are visible. That means they signed a release. Who would do that for a video that only exists to make you look like a creep?

Tasted good to me. I will drink and enjoy it.

not even by a damn sight