Marriage is a failed institution, anyway. Might as well treat it like a joke.

I enjoyed seeing Barry Zito get a base hit off Verlander in the World Series.

Go without pizza? I bet you can go without oxygen, too, you space demon.

Well look at you, you've got it all figured out.

I don't think any guy is worrying about other guys putting girls in the friend zone. Who would think about that? I don't see how the concept "ignores" it.

Why is friend zone any more "sexually entitled" than unrequited love?

Does Jay London still work in the "beyond" section?

Yeah, that Flyer is pretty bad.

As much as NBC wants us to care about the Pen/Rangers/Capitals slosh they subject us to constantly, the Western Conference has had better hockey, and overall better teams, for years now.

Did she exist before last year? Cuz I've never heard of her until then.

Wow. Kimmel's the best talk show host right now, easily.