Wow, that Southwest rant was recorded 10 years ago TO THE DAY this article was published (although this year’s incident happened a couple days before). Talk about a coincidence, though.

Gerrymandering is at fault for Texas’ mostly-red State Legislature and the House Reps that are elected. Statewide races like Governor and Senate are not affected by gerrymandering, and they still vote Red (although the margins get closer every election).

I didn’t bother clicking through the slideshow, but I did spend a long amount of time trying to deduce what year this picture was taken, based on the large amount of clean-looking 80s and 90s cars on the road. I’m guessing very early 2000s based on the 2001+ Caravan and Hyundai Santa Fe, the only two cars from the…

So sorry. Maybe we should all be a TOTAL ALPHA TOUGH GUY like you. Tell us more about how superior and totally not fragile you are.

The name “Wagoneer” has been out of use for so long that it’s now cool again. Just like how names like “Ethel” and “Evelyn” was known as “Old Lady” names to older generations, but they’re now en vogue again.

I’d be more worried about the smell of a parrot and its feces than the smell of tomatoes, which don’t even have much of an odor to begin with.

That actually makes a lot of sense. Europeans love those tiny little beater cars.

It has a very Y2K Aesthetic to it. This design would have been very vogue in 2001.

My guess is that their AWD system keeps them alive in some states. I recently went to Breckenridge, CO and I’ve never seen so many brand-new Mitsubishi SUVs in my life. They were probably the second-most popular car brand there after Subaru. People either buy them for their AWD, or Mitsubishi was coincidentally the…

What am I looking at here?

If I recall correctly, wasn’t the ad only supposed to air once, during the Super Bowl? Which it did? I’m not understanding where it was “pulled” from, and where they’re “bringing it back”.

Nissan tried the “horizontal slab-sided” approach on the final generation Quest. It didn’t sell well.

My grandma still drives her 2004 Toyota Sienna that she bought new. I don’t think she’ll ever get rid of it. It spent its first 10 years of life parked in a garage and still even has a little bit of “new car smell” to this day (those old-style cloth seats keep that smell a lot longer than modern cars).

You must have never traveled to South Jersey or the Pine Barrens. Those folks think they are born and bred “country folk” who fly the Confederate flag and boil down into a seething, animalistic rage at the very mention of Phil Murphy.

“the center-right politician most famous for the Crime Bill.”

The Kappa platform was built almost exclusively from the GM parts bin. The fog lights from the Grand Prix, backup lights from the GMC Envoy, steering wheel from the G6, and just about every drivetrain part taken from other GM vehicles.

It’s staged, this was an ad campaign ran by Dominos in Canada (hence the blue and red colors). They even uploaded an “apology” video from the daughter on YouTube, basically saying that everything she owns is blue, so it only makes sense to want a blue car.

GMC, especially their Denali line is considered a “premium” brand for a lot of working-class Middle America. 

People who drive GMC Trucks and SUVs are more like “Costco” people than “Whole Foods” people.

The Equinox looks like a 2014-18 Toyota Corolla body with a pop-up tent sticking out of the back.