Are those street lights underwater?

Don’t you know Beyonce created everything and is the most talented performer in the history of the world and has never ripped anyone off in her lifetime? All original, that Beyonce.

A male feminist walks into a bar

I fucking love Man on Fire. I’ve explained it to people as “some guys kidnap a girl, then Denzel goes ape shit for the better part of two hours.”

yeah, but if they had low IQ we know where this would go

I swear Trump says “let go” about 5 seconds in, but you know he’s the one that won’t let go like there’s some sort of reward for being the one to free the other person from this awkwardness.

TwitterAudit Says 67 Million of Katy Perry’s Followers Are Fake

You’re the first one to mention her in this thread.

I’m so embarrassed. I’m so embarrassed. I’m so embarrassed.

That petulant, pissy look and body language in the picture at the top of this article speaks volumes as well.

She saved many lives.

WUT!? I’ve largely stopped taking the tube but that is horrific. Only tourists talk to each other on the tube. I don’t even talk to my partner if we’re travelling together. That’s my candy crush time.

The tube chat badges are the worst!

He’s not fooling anyone, he’s a Republican, so to have a chance against him, we’ll have to give the democratic nomination to Vin Diesel. Shit, we really are a Banana Republic now.

Had a similar experience. Night ended with me in the back of a cop car. Prostitution charges

I watched Pearl Harbor for Josh Hartnett, not Affleck. I’ve watched it a few times.

When will she show up 😀

That, I think she’s used to.

There’s a moment just when she is finished speaking, just before she turns in his direction, where for just a nanosecond you can see her eyes narrow and you know he’s having trouble sitting because of the low-heeled sensible shoe she wedged in his ass when the press wasn’t there.