My clit was apparently at the Bed, Bath and Beyond just "looking to see if they had any good sales or whatever."

Suddenly the mysterious nature of the female orgasm makes sense. There I was trying to make something happen, and my clit was probably just off drinking dollar beers and cheating at pool.

It's like house keys, a wallet, or a sense of shame. If you make sure to leave it in the same place every time, you'll be sure to find it when you need it.

It's Dakota Johnson, not Dakota Fanning, who's decided to participate in this farce.

When I was an athlete, I manipulated my period with birth control pills so I wouldn't have to deal with any of it. My doctor suggested it.

I still prefer Chandler's method to breaking up with a clinger. These days, I probably wouldn't pick Yemen though.

I miss those good old masculine days.

Me too. And then we would laugh at things.

Wait...do other people NOT accidentally punch themselves in the face frequently?

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

pealease AdultoS, don't you know, if you didn't make it in USA, you didn't make it at all

as someone w a flat white ass this is super rude

ALSO, Jay said Adnan was concerned several days before Hae disappeared that she was fucking around on him... They had been broke up for like 3 weeks at that point, which everyone at school knew (except Jay, because he didn't even go there anymore).

"The nice young coder", do you mean CHARLOTTE LU? She was always my favorite, glad to see she left Collins and Collins and went to cause trouble in Washington.

I thought this was a job posting site for women who do demolition work.