This was in France, I’m not French so not sure if standard or exception. I just know I’m not going to ever get super drunk here.

I’m so pissed because exactly this happened to me tonight. I’m on my way home and see two passed out girls on the street with 2 guys hovering. I intervene and ask for help in 2 different bars. Then I call the police which directs me to the ambulance which directs me to the fire station. They say they’re on true way…

CAN YOU NOT?

Drake is 5 days ahead of me. I’m gonna be the same age as Drake. I need to let this sink in.

Weirdly enough I get this question sometimes. I don’t think I am, but sometimes I don’t have the energy to explain this so I just nod an smile. I think one of my friends thinks I’m actually royal, which is nice.

Have you seen their Instagram? This is EVERYTHING! https://www.instagram.com/gilmoregirls/

Also Hart of Dixie - Bluebell = Stars Hollow.

It’s not a toilet though

GENIUS!! Yeah, a friend of mine was also toying with naming her kid until she saw the initials were ASS... Yeah, we get religious names, too - but sometimes Judaism is like Fight Club haha

I’m still unmarried, the thought of adding another name makes me nauseous. Anyway, right now it’s JSS (Jewish - sorry!) but if I did first - first/middle - last, it’s be JAS. I didn’t pick the latter because some people may think it’s my actual name. I know, mundane “problems”

Yes, monogram EVERYTHING! Been doing it for a few years and I feel classy and sophisticates as fuck. My biggest problem is how to choose the initials though, I have 4 middle names, and a religious name in addition to my first and last. I went for First-Religious-Last - too much?

Thanks, you taught me something new today

Is Mary Kate pregnant?

Thank you jez for summing up the news so nicely for me, an European who was fast asleep during the debate latst night. I can always rely on you to give me the main points I need to know about. Also thanks to Russell Brand and the Trews for highlighting who Sean Hannity is. Final words: “Thanks a lot, Bitch!”

He’s going for te Jews now

Sorry, I’m German, we don’t get jokes ^^

I think so, there are plenty of other posts on the whole divorce thing, but I liked this one because she actually dives into the publicity stuff.

Oh definitely. I said somewhere here that I immensely respect her for pulling the plug on this shit straight away. From the article I learned about her PR work, I thought she went through a publicist like everyone else.

Actually, Lainey ran a very interesting article on her PR skills, I was impressed http://www.laineygossip.com/Brad-Pitt-reportedly-furious-with-Angelina-Jolie-for-making-divorce-news-so-public-claiming-shes-put-a-bounty-on-their-kids/45005?celebrityId=20026

Well, if this is indeed true, I have her back. I actually tremendously respect a parent instantly taking action rather than putting it down to a slip up or a one time thing that just repeats itself.