@badasscat: Give me a believable scenario where a marketer, and potential employer, team up to discriminate against you via facebook contraband, so that you don't get that job you wanted. Go.

@octasquid: Scrubs? srsly? What is this 1999?

@microinjectionist:

Shenanigans. That's not a robot. It uses a rubber band and a piece of wire.

@dogved: Did you just say 'gamer score?'

@seven5suited: Nice. +1

This probably has a teeeeny tinnnny Pt/Pd anode catalyst. That's why its so cheap, and so weak.

This probably has a teeeeny tinnnny Pt/Pd anode catalyst. That's why its so cheap, and so weak.

@FriarNurgle: The lithium in the ground is found in minerals thate end in -ite. Lithiophilite, Saliotite, Sugilite. These are all inert 'rocks.' There's no pure lithium (just ionic varieties) in the crust. No danger of reaction with atmospheric moisture, or with explosives.

@quicksilver8478: Lasing is just one way of creating light; and more importantly entangled light. This group developed an easier, tunable, microchip controlled, device-on-a-chip, and low energy, LED. Quantum transmitter.

@meatbag_pussrocket: it has a limited lifespan though. And bad habits accelerate aging.

WTF does a CEO DO anymore? Fuck things up royally is my best guess. I would make a better CEO at a tech company than any of these schmucks with MBAs. I can't think of a single company, except Ben&Jerry's, than knows how to pick a CEO.

@tedknaz: USA

@dave_t: I thought you meant, flexing foto-shop muscle = photochops. verdad?

Agh finally. I've been dying to give my 8.5x11 piece of paper a brother to make fun of who is somewhat shorter, and chunkier. Crisis averted.