“You’ve guys asked me to get off and stay off the Internet now that my daughters legal fees will be paid!”

$5 million to “stay afloat” is absurd.

I read somewhere those little mistakes are sometimes intentional to self-select an audience that won’t pick up small inconsistencies.

I hope this man isn’t lying. But then again, I hope he is.

Well, maybe if you didn’t hire a plane to embarrass your daughter, with money you don’t have, then you wouldn’t have money woes. Just a suggestion. Also, Will / Jada I only need like 1 mill. That’s not a whole lot of money if you are giving it away willy nilly!

This is top notch work. All they forgot was proper capitalization, punctuation, and to put spaces between all the words. Other than that it’s practically flawless.

The dads always get weird!

Yah. The dad got weird. He was really digging the extra male privileges.

Oh, I have been WAITING for the Mrs. Slocombe’s Pussy Gif Avalanche. <3 Waiting and waiting and giggling like an idiot because all those stupid jokes just never stop being funny.

Honestly, my husband was like this, and I believed most men were. I tried not to dwell.

every half brother is some woman’s whole son.

Are there really guys that think that’s “heroic”? Not grabbing pussies takes, like, minimal effort.

as a sister of one brother I appreciate it a fair amount.

Yep. I’m not a huge Jim Carrey fan of late (mostly due to his anti-vax nonsense), but now that I know his accuser is a Scientologist, I’m leaning more toward believing Carrey.

Why do terrorists go after regular people when there are Scientologists?