Literally sitting on the toilet right now tbh

AOC probably should treat Greene like your garden variety stalker: a protective court order, hire private security that would fuck up anyone who wants to find out.

Maniac Marge is back on her bullshit. That sounds right

How about just ‘Roid Rage?

Maniac Marge.

Can we refer to her just as Marge Greene? She doesn’t deserve the RBG or AOC or even HRC treatment.

Meh. She may be super smart for all we know.

Yes, 100% this, and just to expand on the “farmers market” bit, what you’re looking for is local, unprocessed honey from as near where you live as possible, not something in the grocery store trucked in from elsewhere. Honey made by local bees is made out of the same local plants that cause your allergies. Eating a…

I always remind myself whenever I read a story like this that these people can vote.  It makes me twitch a little.

Hay fever type allergies are a real problem for drivers. Attacks of sneezing, constant runny nose, watering eyes, etc., make it difficult to drive safely. Allergy symptoms also make it difficult to sleep, leading to drowsiness, which is also bad for a driver. I do not consider this subject to be “...rather weird for a…

Neutral: Go to your local farmers market and get a jar of honey and eat a spoonful every morning. I used to have the worst allergies but this has really helped. It takes about a month to start working but it’s better than any medicine I’ve used in the past.

“Hopefully soon people won’t feel inclined to roll around with gasoline stockpiles in their cars and get into fights in fuel lines.”

But they won’t give me my keys back, so I’m stuck here at (redacted)

I always laugh at these tax carve outs or reduced registration fees or whatever perk many states give for heavy vehicles over a certain weight. It’s so incredibly dumb. While I’m sure they were originally intended for things like contractors, farmers, or small businesses that actually need bigger vehicles, I’d wager…

Came here to post this. The LexCruiser is enabling ever better David Tracy adventures. Can we get the editors to pay for it so he CAN’T sell it? 

See what happens when you have a reliable vehicle you don’t have to worry about (much)?

Q: How do you drive across the country in a Jeep without getting stranded?

You need to keep that Lexus. That thing is a dependable workhorse!

We are SO close