I read through Torch’s million word post about why y’all keep posting about crashing Tesla’s, which really didn’t even say anything. And this is even less

Thanks, I think the metaphor is apt, but I appreciate the confirmation from you.

“Quit calling it FSD/Autopilot. Call it Driver Assist,”
This is the proper answer.

I also no evidence for this claim, and I don’t like being the guy to assume what others do with their money. But I really wouldn’t be surprised if a lot of these folk have Tesla stock. If they like a new fangled car company enough to drop $50,000-$110,000 on one, then they probably have enough faith in the company to…

What pisses me off about Tesla is about the same thing as GM.

You’re responding to an author who regularly has articles about obscure tail lights... Your point doesn’t land well here.

I assumed it was because Jalopnik is run by a bunch of pedos.

The plane was fresh off of an 18-year restoration and may never fly again.

I wish Jalopnik would use this for the main image on every single bit of Tesla coverage.

I continue to be surprised by just how many commenters here seem so eager to gargle Elon’s balls. Pathetic, all of ‘em.

Now control for age and shittiness of vehicles.

Found the cultist! 

Hey no one is forcing you to stick around, or click on the article, or comment multiple times.

Did it take the fire department four hours to put out the fire from that crash?  Was there nobody in the driver’s seat?  Can you see how the two are different?

Sure, but they don’t take four hours to put out...

It’s too bad all the Elon fellatio enthusiasts coming up with theories about drunk drivers and people being thrown into passenger seats couldn’t read the source article, where a family member confirms that only two people were in the car when it “went out for a spin” and that the owner’s body was the one in the back…

“Elon, take the wheel.”

Tesla advertising their system as autonomous driving was surely a co-star.

neither of the car’s two passengers was behind the wheel. One was in the passenger seat in the front of the car while the other was in the rear.

Wait, wait, don’t start blaming the victim, the tree was just growing there.