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Yeah man, people definitely take these garbage jobs with a company that shouldn’t, because they have a plethora of better options! Just like people who drive for Lyft and Uber because the economic system works.

“As you are all no doubt aware, my lifetime passions are sedition, coups, unchecked insane conspiracy theories, murdering hundreds of thousands of Americans through negligence, conspiring with hostile foreign governments, withholding aid to allies for political gain, and inappropriate incestuous comments. So, I’m sure…

Oh my God I’m totally going to copy-paste that bullshit and “apologize” to my rabidly pro-Trump mother-in-law.

Any cult leader worth his salt tests the congregation to see how loyal they really are. Making all that kool-aid just to have no one drink it would be pretty embarrassing.

First job was delivering newspapers (remember those?) in my little town in South Jersey. I started with 20-25 customers, grew the route to 35-40 and eventually took over the route next to mine as well for a total of 80 daily customers and 100+ Sundays.

Lifeguard at a public pool where people regularly drowned. We pulled almost 400 people out in a single summer. Mind you this was one of those walk in pools so there is no reason to drown. Management would test us by throwing a fake plastic baby in the water to see if we noticed or we’d be fired. I regularly had to…

I worked for a blind librarian at the local library. He had enough vision to read a glowing computer screen in a dark office. He was writing his novel on company time (it was a badly written book about baseball and the Civil War). He also liked to sleep in his office, often needing one of my coworkers to come wake him…

no, they die from being affixed to the snow

Fucking good. Let these bomb throwing attention whores be the face of the GOP. Let them radicalize their party and suck away the ‘moderate’ elements and turn the suburbs permanently blue.

The Democrats should fall back on a very familiar M.O.:

“Fueled by little more than white grievance and resentment and violence, they’re giving their voters exactly what they want.”
EXACTLY.
Elected dems need to STFU about finding commonality, middle ground, compromise, reaching across the aisle, etc. There is no reasoning with these people and absolutely no room EVER for…

Tires that big on a Forester lmao, that poor transmission.  I will never understand why people do this.  Just buy a 4Runner/Xterra/Jeep and be done with it.

Get a Cayenne- 1st gen can be had (a decent one with V6) for $12,000. These are reliable, if maintained- good off road, great on. Everyone at the gym will think you hit the powerball.…

This would literally take me a month, and I still wouldn’t have fixed the FACE-DIRECTED SAFETY EXPLOSIVE.

There is a massive difference between the time a job takes for someone who has never done it before, for someone who has done it once before, and for someone who has done it more than once before. I see people on car forums say a job took 2 hours, I figure at least a day. If I’ve done the job once before, figure half…

We seem to be sweeping by that something’s wrong with the airbag.

This. This right here. There is no way, even if I have the expertise and knowledge that I will do it correctly the first time, that I can afford to spend 2 full working days and change to fix my car. My time is worth WAY more than that. Is it worth $3,550? Not entirely certain, but discounting this as just “a weekend…

1) That steering wheel is immensely stupid and was designed by someone who hasn’t operated a car. It might have some progressive steering where low speed, full-rotation maneuvers are handled so you don’t need to go 720 degrees, but come on.

The confrontation clause doesn’t say shit about masks.  I’m all for criminal defendants getting their constitutional rights, but seeing the witness’s teeth isn’t a necessary component of a fair trial.