Wow that’s a bad take.

It’s too small for soccer mom duties. The only people I’ve seen driving them in the wild are retirees at the local frou-frou country club. And in that crowd it’s not about performance numbers, it’s about conspicuous consumption. Honestly not sure anyone outside of car magazines and bloggers has ever driven one in…

One of the artsy guys in my graduating class wrote the same thing in every yearbook he signed:

+1 fuck tomb

Jesus.

Needs more stars. 10/10, would watch the movie.

Oh my god, please click on this. The man himself speaks!

+1 click

I’ve always liked these. It’s sort of a weird mashup. The front end is from the 60s, the greenhouse is from the 50s, and the taillights are from the 70s. Yet somehow that all works together.

STICK TO BARFING IN BAGS!!!!!!1!2!!!!!!2!!!1!!

No worries my friend. We’re all #teamdeadspin or #teamfuckthatguyspanfeller or whatever around here, even if Tesla articles end up more divisive in the comments than most. And I’ve certainly made a much bigger ass of myself much less magnanimously many times over. Christ, just look at my mug shot :)

Nah, that’s my point. A few tenths or hundredths in 0-60 is indeed a wash. You’ve got a great point there....BUT....a 7-8 mph trap speed difference in the 1/4 mile is a BIG difference, especially at the speed these cars are moving, and especially taking into account how many electric nannies they both employ to get…

That’s no doubt true for the hundredths of a second in the 0-60 bit. But a 7.6 mph difference in the quarter mile times is pretty much a no doubter as to which is “faster” or “quicker” or whatever anyone wants to call it.

STICK TO SUB 5K SHITBOXES!!!!1!!!1!2!!!!1!

STICK TO ABORTIONS!!!1!2!2!!

Truly terrifying

Is it guillotine time yet? It’s gotta be getting close to guillotine time, and Jim Whatshisname and Paul Whoshisface just made the list.

No way the mail is that reliable. Better to just shit on their floor in person then throw it at them.

Which one is Jim Spanfeller?

“No, I did not believe in ghosts when I started. Yes, I do now.”