I’m glad there are a few other people here who get it. The comments cross shopping this 940 with a $3500 S class Benz with a check engine light on or even a high mileage white block....It’s just like.....no. No, not at all. You’re paying for indestructibility here, folks. That’s the difference.

Weight of these is ~3200 lbs. not 4,000,000 as stated above, especially without a sunroof which is kind of an unusual configuration for a factory turbo car. With the turbo keeping up with modern traffic is no problem. Stick shift is more fun, but with the auto you don’t lose boost between shifts and Volvo never…

I’m surprised Patrick didn’t go with the one of him flogging a stick shift while in loafers.

Heck, forgot Obama for a second. The same people impeached Bill Clinton for lying about a blow job.

That’s when you feel the pee running down your leg(s) and into your Condolence brand loafers.

That’s kind of my point though. At $5k it’s a lot easier to click NP, but you probably would have to replace a bunch of vacuum lines. For $6k instead you get the car from a guy whose bench looks like this.

NP just for the garage cleanliness and organization. That’s who you want to buy 31 year old sports car from.

Oh my poor dear woman. No no no. I’m sure David Brooks will have many highly paid and very good thoughts in tomorrow’s column about how it is in fact this study which is in the wrong.

Yeah, seriously.

Wow. NP on that Vigor.

Jack Shit, featuring Mama Shit. Arguably the greatest bar band of all time.

Yeah, seriously, just to echo the other replies, take a self defense class, and if you have daughters make them take one too. There are a bunch of spots on the human body where, with a little training, you can inflict insane, instant, absolutely eye watering pain on assholes like this Brazilian guy. Doesn’t matter how…

Sounds like Bird and Lime don’t like having their business model disrupted.

“Son, if you don’t know anything for long enough and hard enough, some day you could grow up to be president!”

It’s finely polished, but it’s a turd. CP.

Indeed. I for one have very fond memories of being young and reading about Ge’ne and Phin’eas.

Yeah. Really struggling with “antithesis of Brett Gardener” as an insult here.

I like the part where he lies about having a serious medical condition which would account for his previously lying about having serious medical conditions.

Exactly. This wasn’t a good car when it was new, and it certainly isn’t worth $5k+ now. These were for people who were too broke to afford a Loyale, and those weren’t very good either.