I live in the mountains of Virginia. Around here the moonshine + fruit thing is real, and so is the suffering.

Okay, this will sound crazy, but hear me out. Break the bananas into smaller chunks and freeze them. Once frozen put them in a blender along with a healthy amount of juice and zest from the lemons. Whizz it all up and you have healthy ice cream. Depending on how much lemon juice you use you might need to add a small…

Used to stare at it all day. Can confirm.

“Hey! Lookit Little Vinny over heare! Finally made enough dough runnin cigs down from Oneida to get out of his ma’s—bless her heart!—basement in Staten Island. Livin the big life down at the shore now!”

$60k exotic with a vinyl wrap, NY plates, listed on a NJ Craigslist, and pictures taken in a strip mall?

Yes please. The difference between Zee Germans and the Japanese is fascinating and would make for another great long read.

Yeah. I mean just look at the title. Obvious troll job. It says so right in the title.

There are $2k cars with blown motors that are worth fixing. This isn’t one of them.

Same. It’s one of my favorite holiday traditions that we’ve carried through to the next generation.

I dunno. Maybe me and the seller have different definitions of fast? It’s been up there for a week. When I think of something that’s priced to “sell fast” on CL I’m thinking of something where you’ve got multiple people jockeying to be the first to show up cash in hand within hours of the listing going up.

Outstanding. That’s the kind of first rate gif curation I come to Jalopnik for.

Exactly. Pictures and words on Craigslist are free. Dude can’t be bothered to get an under the hood or interior shot?

The same people who imagine themselves clever enough to run this shithole of a country can’t figure out fucking toupee.

300ci inline 6, 4x4, four on the floor.

That Audi didn’t run when it was new, so that checks out.

Sure. And it’s very easy for the US to afford to spend as much on defense as Russia, the EU, and China put together. It ain’t a matter of “afford,” it’s a matter of priorities.

Hello fellow Democrat! Could you please tell me where the exotic sexual groups are meeting tonight? My invitation seems to have gotten lost in the mail. 

+2 weird dancing thumbs up.

Like Grandpappy Molte always used to say, some days you’re the moose, some days you’re the doorbell.

I’ll fess up to having had a few dozen of these over the years, from sub $100 beaters to top of the market keepers.