It's the new cruelty. 

Walked into the gas station the other day and the guy was wearing a Pickle Rick t-shirt. Good times.

Hell, Blind Melon blows them all out of the water. At least that was my hot take back then, and by golly I'm sticking to it now.

Yep. There’s a serious rose colored glasses effect going on right now with e30s. The kids who could only afford beater Citations back when the rich kids were driving e30s now have some money to spend themselves. Same thing happened with muscle cars one generation previously.

Find the subway stop nearest your office. Get on a train and head east. Get off at every stop and walk in circles until you’ve covered a four to six block radius. Do this until you’ve found a neighborhood you love. The farther east you go the cheaper living is. Find a place that suits you in your preferred…

Bregman is the quintessential frat bro looking for a fight at closing time. Fuck that guy.

Umps can't work two playoff series in a row. So, sadly, no Joe West for the World Series.

FWIW they interviewed orange shirt guy and he said he did touch the ball, but never touched Mookie’s glove, and he said the guy sitting next to him did touch Mookie’s glove.

They interviewed orange shirt guy and he said he touched the ball, but never touched Mookie’s glove—but said the guy next to him did touch Mookie’s glove. FWIW.

He knows what he’s got.

Great cars, though you don’t want to be in one in a crash.

Yeah, he began warming up less than 10 minutes before first pitch. In his post game pressed Boone said it was a non-issue performance-wise without ever addressing whether or not it was a massive screwup.

That's a lot of WTF crammed into one story.

Get out of here with that slang, Kavanaugh. We all know what that means.

A buddy of mine had one that I’d occasionally borrow back in my college days. Grey over maroon with a three speed automatic. My god was it slow. And harsh. And poorly built. Took forever to get it up to 55 and at that speed it felt like the wheels might come off and you could stab at either of its pedals without…

That’s all well and good, but how in the world have you not assigned Rob to do a story on this guy yet?

Perfect for the guy who just wrapped his white over black 3000GT around a tree. NP for that guy for sure. CP for everyone else. 

This needs to be way higher up. Dude is toast, and an unrepentant liar to boot. There are witnesses.

There's definitely a Jeter ass eating joke in there somewhere, but damned if I'm going to be the one to dig it out.

Wonder what his kinja handle is.