I know. This breaks my heart - knowing about the lives of total strangers is just not worth risking the lives of others.

I find pumping at work much harder and more annoying than simply feeding my son and I am eternally grateful that my work offers proper mother's rooms and accommodates nursing mothers without making hay about it. It doesn't last forever, after all, and at least in my case I can bring my work to the mothers' room (I can…

As a currently breastfeeding mom, it appears that my six month old son is smarter than several federal court judges, because he sure as shit knows that Daddy's nipples are absolutely useless come mealtime.

Yeah, but for that reason I'd like to watch it with friends in the comfort of my home, where I can mock openly without disturbing other patrons.

Well, I think I'm done for today. I have reached my Stupidity Limit and the office donuts aren't even stale yet.

Yeah. I get excitement for big movie franchises and if costumes are your thing, have at it. But this does not seem like a movie that is worth the effort to even go to the theater, much less dress up.

Considering how terrible Comcast is in nearly every way, if they ONLY think I'm a SuperBitch then I'm clearly not adequately conveying the extent of my dislike for them.

Mention Google Fiber to my husband and you will get this devastated look that basically says "I have seen the Promised Land but I won't get there for 40 years."

Considering that they have a near total monopoly on cable and Internet in my area and then give us terrible options and customer service, there's not much they can do to offend me more than they already have.

Exactly. The article exactly describes why I think the argument that transgender athletes might be trying to simply gain an advantage almost invariably wrong - life for a person who transitions (or us struggling to decide whether to do so) is incredibly difficult. I have a hard time believing that many people (if…

I guess I figure that there is nearly no way for Bruce Jenner to make this kind of a decision other than in the spotlight at this point - the family is just too in the public eye. I can question his fame-seeking up until now, but this was always going to be a big story whether Bruce publicly seeks it or not. The only…

Thank you for this note. I was wondering and assumed that was the reason but I'm glad to know.

I saw Julie and Julia many years ago, and I remember hardly anything about it except for the French lady reading an American cookbook in wonder and then saying out loud "what eez marshmallow floof?" To this day, whenever I open The Joy of Cooking, I hear that French lady (and then usually switch to a Mark Bittman or…

:-) Sorry that I ruined it for you.

I would be grateful that you've never seen it - the whole episode is so strange and that shot pretty much encapsulates it. Someone probably should've said no to the whole idea.

Just...wow. I gave my son a very traditional name that borders on old man (but he has an appropriate little boy nickname) because those discussion threads turned me off from the slightest hint of creativity.

And on top of that, the real Christian Greys of the world will NOT suddenly become wonderful men by the power of your love and general awesomeness. I have tried going down that road a couple of times and, well, it turns out that I don't have magic powers to "fix" people. Whoda thunk?

My roommate introduced it to me as an easy read on the treadmill and laughed at me every time I would gasp and go "holy shit are you kidding?!" She also made me go to the first movie and nearly got us beaten up by middle schoolers when she openly laughed at nearly every scene. Then again, we kind of thought Edward…

Only slightly related, but even more than my habit of watching the same SVU episodes over and over, I swear to you that the last three times I have ever attempted to watch Little House on the Prairie, it was always that episode about when Sylvia is raped by a guy who I think was a mime. I had to give up on LHotP…

I see this a lot too. Sit near their nannies at the playground and hear some stories worthy of The Real Housewives.