those are some pretty good butts tho

TEXAS FOREVER

Y’all are harsh. Lily’s goggle-eyed crush-infused musings brought a smile to my face.

Too many fantasies would be converging. And a person, after all, can only take so much.

hahahaha she is so giddy.

Anyone who wouldn't fangirl about Tim Riggins is obviously dead inside.

Fixed it:

Sorry, but I think being hard to miss actually works out in your advantage. It’s a lot harder for a 5’10” woman to disappear into the back of a man’s car than it is for a 5’ woman. You also have an advantage of being less easy to incapacitate. A tall friend and I both had GHB slipped into our drinks at a club and she…

Needed that Taylor Kitsch palate cleanser after all that shite spilling out of Raven’s mouth. That is one insanely beautiful man.

Good God. 10/10 Would Fuck.

Sweet mother of Zeus.

Mmhmm.

I haven’t started it yet. But as I know Alex/Donna is back this season, I fully expected that would happen. If not in real time, in flashback/fantasies. And you don't specify which of those it is. (And who cares if you had. It's not like it's not expected.) You’re fine. People are getting bent out of shape for no…

I’m pretty adept at them but I am the first to throw in my shoes basket under my desk when I am sitting or working in my office.

I can wear heels for exactly 30 seconds before I go barefoot.

Here’s the thing that is always interesting to me about Jez’s coverage of porn: There’s always a defense of the industry and a statement that being in porn can be a great experience, etc. - even in an article like this one that in fact describes negative experiences had by many people. Yet in articles about sexual…

Agreed. Although it’s a little unfair to single out colleges. Progressive minded people well past college age are contributing to this as well. Sitting in the audience at comedy shows with their phones sitting on their Tumblr and Facebook pages waiting for the comedian to make any joke referencing any group so they…

I saw him out on a run in Vancouver (we were both running) just after Friday Night Lights ended. As my brain was like "oh shit, be cool" I definitely fucking tripped over my own feet and almost wiped out on the path in front of him, exactly like something out of a bad high school movie/my nightmares. He was so pretty…

Yeah, at the start of that show I was like “ew, greasy stinky teenaged boy” but by like episode three I couldn’t even look at him directly for fear I’d ovulate.

Eh, I see where Jaytee is coming from, though clearly there’s a degree of sarcasm there. I’m not going to modify my language at the grad school monthly happy hour just because you felt like bringing your toddler to a fucking happy hour. I’m going to complain if your infant screams throughout the entirety of…