You must have the healthiest hair in the world. You’re not inadequate at all! Your hair is just beyond needing taming? I’ve used them on lots of hair types, for friends, and I’m a shitty hairstylist.

Spiral pins are SO easy! And they’re awesome on EVERY thickness of hair, from uber fine to majorly thick.

I *LOVE* those spiral pins. It is extra great to have both the long and the short sizes.

Ok, I’ve never watched the show (thought about it now and then, just to see Seattle, where I grew up, but nah), so I don’t know, but that is one FUNNY petition. The “logic” is stunning. I’m still laughing as I type.

I have my mom’s Fredrick’s of Hollywood crocheted one piece bathing suit. It is the coolest thing, but the string broke and made me sad. Then, about 10 years ago, I saw a crocheted dress on the cover of Cosmo that was a direct theft of the bathing suit design. I wish I could have afforded the dress.

Just disgraceful.

My very first job was delivering my mom’s Avon lady’s books because she had cancer. There’s an old memory.

Not a great fix, but it is running on Starz right now. Trying to watch on order, when you feel like it, is impossible, unfortunately.

Please tell me this isn’t just for moms to find work from home tech jobs. I’m pretty sure there are a lot of people who would like to work from home, in tech fields, that aren't moms, or women.

I totally get it. :D We moved to Minnesota in 2000, and to Mankato in 2007, and I’ve often laughed about being here, the Little House books being one big reason.

Well, damn. I’ve been on HBC of one variety or another since I was 19 and I’m now 42. No one has ever said anything about it being a problem. I’ve never had much of a libido, and my NP has me doing the continuous Nuvaring for mild PMDD, so I only get a period 4 times a year. I was spotting last week though, and I was…

I’ve lived in Mankato since 2007. Everyone from out of town asks me, “Like where Pa Ingalls went?” Yep. I assume you were on highway 14. Did you notice that it is the Laura Ingalls Wilder memorial highway?

For nasal, I start by lowering the mids. I’ve got a compressor to deal with the shriekers, as well as turning down the highs, and I’m always learning new combinations and techniques. I don’t get much feedback ever, because I got mics with a really tight pick up pattern. If it is really horrible, I’ll turn up the…

Fuck those assholes! I’m furious for you.

I OWN my own karaoke business, and run the gigs. Last year, I hired a young man (about 15 years younger than me) to teach me more about sound engineering, so he often runs the board, while I MC. Sometimes he just watches me run the board, and makes suggestions when I’ve got complicated (i.e. BAD) singers. It is pretty…

Um, thanks? Yeah, it was pretty bad. Of course, I'm also clueless and no one ever asked me if I wanted any, because they knew I wasn't about to go there. It wasn't more than 6 months after I left that the health department closed it down because I wasn't there to clean up all the messes.

Sell it on Craigslist. ;)

I used to work in a bar where they would snort coke off the TOILET SEAT in the men's room.

Um. how about "Meet Google's new CFO"? She's not "the woman CFO", she's the CFO. There's not a corresponding "man CFO" and I'm thinking that we'll understand that she's a woman by both her name, and that the story is on Jezebel.

Why the hell are the sororities for this? *smh*