Women are going to be sexually assaulted. And, men are going to be falsely accused of sexual assault.

I'm fucking horrified. I can't help it, just instant enragement.

Um, QUIT filming in portrait! That should have been in landscape. We could have seen the whole pushups! And we all wanted to see all of Gaston's body of work.

Let me see, they're coming here. Maybe they should suck it up and deal with the culture they're coming to, instead of making outdated demands. Just a thought.

Yep. I would always think at jerk customers, "I'm sorry that your life is so sad and miserable that you have to abuse me and my coworkers to feel better about yourself."

Start with the one that still confuses you the most! ;)

Hey, SNL, get a damned sound/acoustics engineer in there and FIX YOUR SHIT. While I'm not going to comment on the quality of the performers, the common denominator in this is you, SNL. Damn, even I know several good sound engineers that could do you a solid so that you quit looking so amateur in this respect.

I'll let both Drake and Taylor Swift write a song about our (non)relationship and how awful I am and then we can compare them. :D

I'm near the Twin Cities. I'm going to have to take a trip up to the restaurant.

And Janay Rice is absolutely right.

Saw this the day it was posted on Dear Prudence. I was ready to find that woman and slap her. The nice thing was that the comments were almost as good as these on Jezebel, about what a horrible woman the letter writer is. I also give Prudence herself kudos for her verbal slap to this woman. Oh, and the fact that…

You are officially on my hero list!

And "The Event". Don't talk about The Event!

Mitchell and Webb!!!!!

Love this! I want the karaoke version for my karaoke business!

Funny. I've been thinking again about how difficult filming sex scenes must be after watching "Outlander" and all the stuff they did in the wedding episode.

That is an awesome thing to do. Most servers will share what the most popular dishes are, so you're really getting a poll of the clientele. It also indicates you trust their judgment.

Your co-worker's stepmother? Yeah, because that sounds legit. If stepmom made that much, why is your coworker still your coworker? Hell, why do you work wherever it is, in fact? And why the hell would you share this information with strangers? Not buying it. ROTFL.

I'm pretty sure that the original post was sarcasm.

Yeah, she's *something*.