ROTFL! Oh, if I only had the money to go! I want to see this in person, so badly.

Whoops, I guess I didn't look as closely as I thought I did. Guess I just looked at the dark hair color. Thanks for pointing that out, all. :)

How freaking hard would it be to mix up all the hangar heads and randomly put them in the shirts? That would also be a better selling strategy, seeing multiple types of "kids" in the shirts doesn't pigeon hole them in the minds of the buyer, and would encourage more purchases, instead of subconsciously triggering the…

Damn it! Just from reading the headline, I was planning on making a brilliant, literary post referencing "A Rose For Emily." Imagine my sorrow to see it referenced in the first line. You win, Kelly Faircloth. You win.

And, you're right, I don't actually have a chainsaw. I do have a reciprocating saw, but I bent the blade using it to cut down a tree, because it was all I had. :D I could use it on a BMW.

You rock!

Most jobs like that I know of don't have a set hourly wage, and you have to pay to access the "job site". :D

Yeah, I doubt they'll see it. I'm just bored and amusing myself.

That does sound amazing!

Wow. Twice in a row? It must really be worth something to you to get people to sign up. How much is it worth to you? If you paid me to sign up, it would be a great show of your integrity. How about the BMW and say $1000.00 a day?

I want to see a photo of you in your BMW, holding a sign that says "This is for the Jezebel website." If you can prove it, I might just sign up. Even better, you could drive to my house and take me for a ride. It is a convertible, right? If not, I have a chainsaw. We can make that happen.

There is no way this can turn out well for them. Probably good that they left my town two years ago, because I'd be there and all over those deep friend green beans with the wasabi sauce.

It doesn't seem like a genius business move to spam thread in the hope of getting sales. You should change the page name. You just seem annoying and I won't buy from you. Well, I might if you drive all the way to my house. Cleaning my kitchen for me always earns people big points.

My thoughts exactly!

But by saying that the victims need to yell, you are putting the onus to stopping harassment on the victims, instead of on the harassers, where it belongs.

Didja ever notice that on your birthday, people show up with cake, candles, and grey wigs?

Pictures or it didn't happen (and not stock or stolen photos, either).

I know there is a Wabasso in southwestern Minnesota, but I never heard of another one. My grandpa had a dirty name for the town he grew up in: Wobbly Asshole.

That could be tasty. I've also had it with a shot of Jameson's. I'm not a big whiskey fan, but it strangely makes the cider taste more like apples.

Um, no, I think that I'll continue to call hackers stupid. But thanks.