...and cherry pie.

I really wish, looking back 20 + years later, that I had taken both home ec and shop. Prep for life was a great class, but all three would have been so much better.

This!

Why is that weird, Molly? I've known men with beautiful long hair that I've envied. It is hair. Gender neutral stuff. Everybody's got some hair.

Nobody said that the woman who wrote the joke or the woman who wrote the piece were scowling. It wasn't even implied. They just WEREN'T smiling.

I assumed they knew that due to the fact that they started it off by saying "Funny or Die" made the visit. *shrug*

Carole Mortimer! I still look for her in used book stores. The obvious daddy issues are so weird/funny now, but when I was in high school, I would nod knowingly to myself, thinking, "oh, yes, the right high powered man in his 40s would totally see how mature I really am." ROTFL!

LOL, Missy. It doesn't sound pleasant to me, but "knocked out of place" was her term. I didn't want to know any more.

I know a woman who got pregnant all three times on her IUD. It kept getting knocked out of place....

Can we make it 32 +? Please?

Wasn't one of the characters in The Count Of Monte Cristo Mercedes? I always thought it was a French name.

Yes, indeed!

How the fuck would her GUIDE dog be able to do its job and GUIDE her if it wasn't in its harness??? Excuse FAIL, Ann Taylor!

Nah, he's wanted to be Barnabas Collins since he was twelve, and got the rights ages age. It may have made him give the film to Tim Burton, though.

That is the weirdest combination of creepy and tacky as hell that I've ever seen....

Yeah, that is the way you are supposed to do it. If everyone was polite, and thoughtful, all that the sample lipstick would touch are clean disposable applicators. Totally sanitary. Not difficult, people (obviously not directed towards you, but to the idiots).

THIS!

I have of various kinds, and had a similar reaction to ampersands'. Stinging vaginal walls. Not comfortable, but there it is.

Haaaa Paaaahhh-keh

When Deen starts cooking with hope instead of butter, I may just think of hope when I hear her name. As it is, i still just think "big pharma shill".