Wait, wait. These guys got off? (dildo jokes aside.) What about the damage to Federal property? What about the threats against the FBI? What about the trashing of the Native American artifacts? What about their still-unpaid grazing bills?

This is unbelievable. Good job to my home state of Oregon for filling a jury pool with fucking idiots. Good job to the federal prosecutors for also being fucking idiots.

Articuno is real, OK? This is a good bird, the best bird. I’ve seen many, many birds and I’ve created thousands of nests. If I was elected to head of Pokémon GO I’d work on legendaries, because legendaries are low, it’s incredible. And I would create more creatures in the inner cities, which is what I really do best,…