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Michelle Fauxcault
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Hey now. Priming the pump today about being abused at Nickelodeon will come in handy for any looming, self-instigated PR shitshows in her future.

“I guess I’m upset.”

ACAB, All Celebrities Are Bad.

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The Pains of Being Pure of Heart did a pretty great cover if you dig them (which I do):

I love the way they’re all like “X moved to Punxatawney and worked in the studio with this producer, creating a more layered, nuanced sound before ditching it all and starting again for truly sophisticated results, making the sound of the summer...” and you play the YouTube clip and it’s all the same old, boring

All of these lack that sweet Laurel Canyon sound.

He’s been working so hard to revive his image but honestly and I know we don’t talk to death about the slap anymore but, he must’ve known this would happen. That was the equivalent of walking off the job. Dude stood up walked all the way to stage and attacked another celebrity. In what world did he not think there

If this leads up to the surprise return of Ignatiy Vishnevetsky then maybe the world is worth saving after all.

ATTENTION EVERYONE: KATIE RIFE HAS RETURNED. Who says all good things must come to an end?

I also like the over the back shot of Gus walking back to the party in Salud. It’s relatively brief but still impressive and, in context, badass. 

The Hollywood Reporter review of this thing is more to the point:

That header pic has me worried that Will Smith has been binging nerve tonic.

I like Baldwin, professionally — like, I think he’s a good actor, and all. But doesn’t almost everyone in the world think that he personally is a huge dick?

Well duh, everyone wants to see the real J.Lo.

Imagine being so vain you dub your own love story the “greatest” never/ever told. If their relationship really is imploding sheer hubris is likely the cause.

She’s the worst, I love this.

this kinda boils down to “I miss when I was a kid and could just assume the adults around me were competent and caring.”

I always push back at this; lots of stuff in season 5 isn’t from the book (and what is from books 4 and 5 improves on them), season 6 is all outline stuff and is good. The show drops with 7 and 8, when B&W have one foot out the door.

Holy shit is that Kidman at the left of the header pic? Is it possible to get plastic surgery for your entire body?

I don’t have much of a dog in this fight (between those who say finish the damn books and those who say leave him be). I watched GoT but haven’t read the books (happy I haven’t, given the circumstances).